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Boost the Cowboys

boost the cowboys

Cowboy pride. This button takes me right back to the Abilene High School gym during a basketball game. Even before I was in high school, the basket ball games were like a carnival, so much to see and do. The concession stand where a kid can socialize and horse around without being under the watchful eye of a parent, and maybe, if he’s got a couple quarters in his pocket, get a hot dog and a drink. The dark basement halls that led back to the high school proper, very mysterious to a grade school kid. The pep band, which rocked. Even when I was in band, which I didn’t really enjoy much, pep band was fun. We really did rock. The crowd, which as a kid, was easily the most people you would see in one place in Dickinson County, especially if we were playing a nearby rival.

I have one creepy memory of these games from when I was a kid. I was using a urinal in the men’s room (that’s where they kept them even back then), and a giant man of a high school kid (that’s how I remember him–he was probably a scrawny little punk) turn to me asked me if I wanted some weed. Then he turned to his friends and guffawed. I quietly said no, finished up, and beat it out of there. But mostly I remember cheering with my friends, playing in the band, talking to girls in the concession stand, and then after the game, hanging out at the Pizza Hut or cruising Buckeye. I wouldn’t go back, but I sure enjoyed it at the time.

Band Candy

I think this is a fun story.  It’s very biographical, except for the school carnival part.  When I looked into publishing it, I couldn’t find a kid’s magazine that it quite fit the submission guidelines for.  But it’s just the kind of story that we’re looking for here on The Real Matt Show.

Band Candy

It seems like there’s never enough time to get everything done; my room is never clean, chores are never done, and don’t even ask me about my homework.  I spend a lot of time thinking about stuff though.  I’ve got ideas.  Just the other day I was lying on my bed working out a sweet costume for Halloween.  The idea was a guy who had an alien popping out of his stomach, but whoever’s wearing the costume is not the guy, but is the alien all covered with slime and blood and stuff.  Beautiful.  It’s then that my mom walks by my room, sees that it’s trashed, and sees that I’m just lying on my bed.   What she can’t see is that I’m coming up with a great idea.  I stand quickly, as if I was just about to start on my room.  She’s not fooled.

“Buster, you’d better get off your butt and get this pig sty cleaned up.”  I try hard not to roll my eyes, focusing intently on her face.  Then I realize she’s waiting for a response.  “Got me?”

“Yes,”  I say, and she stomps down the stairs.

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The next day at school I snap the neck of my sax into place as I try to get to my seat, 3rd chair alto sax.  I catch someone’s foot and nearly go down, but I grab the back of Jill’s chair to stop my fall.  The momentum swings the sax, strapped to my neck, into a nearby music stand, knocking it into the lap of Tom, his music cascading around his feet.

“Smooth one,” he says.

I get to my seat in one piece.

“Alright, the fall carnival is coming up at the end of the month.”  It’s Mr. Hartman, our fearless leader.  He’s reading from an office memo.  “The band class is responsible for one of the booths.  If anyone has any ideas, let me know.”  He looks at us over the tops of his glasses.  No one says anything.  Hartman puts down the piece of paper.  “Okay then.”  He picks up his baton and leads the band in the school fight song and a few other pieces that we’ll probably play at the next pep assembly.

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After school I stop by Hartman’s office.  His door is open.  His desk is covered with sheet music, and he has the school secretary, Mrs. Scott, on speaker phone, something about inventory and budget and the spring concert.

“Mr. Hartman?”

“Alex.  What do you need?”  He pushes some of the papers aside, and a stapler hits the floor.

“I had some ideas for the carnival?”

“Mrs. Scott, can I call you right back?”  He hits a button on the phone before she has a chance to answer.  “Alex, you’re a smart kid.  I like your initiative.  I appreciate you stopping by.  To be honest, I don’t really have time to deal with the carnival right now.  Tell you what.  Why don’t you take your idea and run with it.  Let me know if you need any help.  But basically, you’re in charge.  Ok, champ?”

“Uh, ok,” I barely manage to get out.

“Great.  I gotta get this mess sorted out.”  Hartman gestures to his desk.  “Shut the door on your way out, would you.”

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Three weeks pass by pretty uneventfully.  I’m walking home with Mike.  Mike is in band too, third chair just like me.  He plays trumpet.  We’ve been kicking a rock along the street in front of us.  “I can’t wait for the carnival Friday,” he says.  “How’s your thing with the band coming?”

“Huh?” I lose the rock under a car.

“Didn’t you tell Hartman that you were going to handle the band’s booth at the carnival?”

“Oh crap.”  My heart starts to pound.  “I haven’t even thought about it.”

“Dude, there’s posters all over the school.  How do you not think about it?”

“Oh man.”  I start to get a little sick to my stomach.

“Dude, you’re screwed.”  Mike starts to laugh.

“I gotta get home.  I gotta get this figured out.”  I start to jog toward my house.

“Let me know if you need any help,” Mike yells after me.

I wave a thanks and head home.

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That Friday evening I’m in the gym early, trying to set up the band’s booth.  I’m trying to hang up a paper banner that says, “Support the Band – Name that Tune!”  I did it by hand with a half-dry magic marker, and frankly it looks like a spastic 3rd grader did it.  I don’t really have anything to hang it on.  I thought there would be an actual booth here, but there’s just a space for a booth.  The football team and the chess club on either side of me both have sort of tent things set up, so I’m trying to tape my sign to them, but my sign’s not quite big enough to reach from the football tent to the chess club tent.  Plus this stupid masking tape won’t stick to anything.  A couple of the football players are watching me and laughing.  This sucks.  When the banner falls for the millionth time, I just set the sign on the ground and sort of prop it up with the roll of tape.

It seems like it must be close to 5:00, time for the carnival to start.  I don’t wear a watch, so I’m not sure.  Finally Mike and Tom show up.  Mike has his trumpet with him, and Tom has his tuba.  Tuba’s not the best instrument for Name that Tune, but it was the best I could do on short notice.  “It’s about time.  Where’s Jill?” I ask.  Jill plays clarinet.

“She couldn’t make it,” Tom says.

“Why not?”

“Said she had things to do,” Tom says.

“Like what?”

“Go to the carnival I think.” Mike grins.

“Great.  Ok, then it’s just us three.  That’s ok.” I try to stay calm.  “Ok.  Here’s what we’re going to do.  People will put a ticket in the can, and then one of us will play a song.  If they can name the song, they get a prize.”  It’s lame, I know.  I’d spent three days trying to come up with a better idea, but nothing was coming.  It’s weird how my ideas come when I don’t really need them, but when I do really need them, nothing.

“What do you have for prizes?” Tom asks.

“Candy.” I show him a box of last year’s holiday band candy.

“Last year’s Christmas candy?  What the crap?  That stuff’s been sitting in Hartman’s office for months.”

“I know.  It’s all I could get.  Hartman said I didn’t give him enough time to get anything better.”  I pick one of the candy bars up and tear off a Christmas bow.  “If you find any with bows, take them off.”

Mike blows some spit out his spit valve while I set the ticket can on the floor at the front of our “booth.”  I hadn’t thought to bring a table or anything.

“So what music did you bring for us?” Tom asks.

“Huh?” I’m trying to get our stupid sign to stand up, sort of leaning against the chess club.

“Music.  Where’s our music?  How can we play Name that Tune without any tune?”

“Oh, it’s in the band room.  I’ll grab some when I go get my horn.  I’d better do that now.”  I give up on the sign and head toward the band room.

“Dude.”  It was Mike.  “You can’t get into the band room.”

“Why not?  Where’s Hartman?  He’ll let me in.”

“Hartman’s not here.  He plays at the mall on the weekends.”

“What!  It’s Friday.  This isn’t the weekend!  Where’s Hartman!”

“He’s gone, man.  And after what happened at last year’s carnival, there’s no way anybody’s getting into any part of the school but the gym.  This place is locked up tight.”  Last year an elaborate series of stink bombs was set during the school carnival.  As teachers opened their doors Monday morning, little glass vials fell to the floor, broke open, and stunk up the place bad.  A couple teachers got sick and school was closed for the day while they cleaned up the mess.

“This is just freaking great!”  I kick the sign I had just gotten to stand up, and get dirty looks from the chess club, and more laughs from the football players.

I notice the carnival is open now as people start to wander around the gym.  “Well, I can’t get my stupid locked-up horn!”  I try to kick the sign again and miss it.  “Or the music!”  I try again, but this time hit the ticket bucket, sending it flying across the gym floor.  I have to admit, that felt good.  “So I guess it’s up to you two.  What songs do you know?”

They both blink a couple times.  “I know the school fight song, and some of the national anthem,” Tom says.  Those will be two real hard ones for people to guess.

“I’ve been working on ‘Free Bird,'” Mike say.  “I’ve almost got it.  Oh, and ‘Taps.'”  He puts the trumpet to his lips and prepares to blow.  I put my hand on the bell of his horn and push it down away from his mouth.

From behind me: “I found this.  I think it’s yours.”  It’s a seventh grade girl.  She’s chomping her gum, and already has her cheek painted with a big pink butterfly.  She holds out our ticket can.

“Thanks,” I say.

“So what’s this booth?” she asks.

I walk across the floor to the gym doors.  I’d listened to Mike explain my lame idea to the girl, while her confused expression shifts from Mike, to the old Christmas candy, to Tom’s tuba, and back to Mike.  As I push on the gym door and walk out into the night, I hear the sad strain of “Taps” behind me.

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The Thursday after the carnival, everyone has finished with their math test, so Mr. Gantenbien tells us we can do whatever we want for the last few minutes of class.  I pull out my notebook and start to write down a couple ideas.  Mike, who sits in front of me, turns around.  “Whatcha doin’?”

“The band is sponsoring a dance in the spring.  Hartman wants to raise some money for uniforms or something.”

Mike looks at me blankly.  “So?”

“So I’m writing down some ideas.  Hartman wants me to help organize it.”

“The dance?”

“Yeah.”  I keep my eyes on the notebook.

“After you bailed on the carnival?”

“What bailed?  I set it up and then left you and Tom in charge of it.”  I sneak a look at Mike, hoping he will buy my version of last week’s events.

He doesn’t.  “Dude.”

“Look.  I talked to Hartman.  The band made a few bucks from the Name that Tune thing, we got rid of most of the old Christmas candy, and Hartman didn’t have to spend any time on the carnival at all.”

Mike raises an eyebrow.  “And,” I add, “your version of ‘Free Bird’ went over pretty well.”

Mike smiles.  “I knew it.”  He looks again at my notebook.  “Isn’t a spring dance, like, months away?”

“Yeah,” I say, turning my attention back to my notes, “I didn’t think it would hurt to get started on this a little early.”

Mike rolls his eyes and turns around, giving my math book a shove in the process.  It shoots off my desk.  Without thinking I grab for it, actually catch it, and drop it in my book bag.  Smooth.  “Nice try,” I whisper to Mike.