No, this was not written by Weird Al. I believe this was written by my weird brother instead. Inspired, I imagine, by a family ski trip, and the constant playing of the Another One Bites the Dust on top 40 radio, the young bard penciled this song parody while in the back of the Suburban on the way home from the slopes. Warning: Do not sing this backward. The technique of backward masking has been used to encourage people to smoke marijuana. Some believe it was in fact this seemingly family-friendly skiing song that resulted in Colorado’s recent legalization of weed. Others point to John Denver’s Rocky Mountain High.